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New Site Let’s You Marry A Hot Movie Star

The website NEXT-HUSBAND gets you married to the hottest movie stars and singers in the world. While Cate Blanchett and Kate Beckinsale are known to be super intelligent, most hot female movie stars have turned out to be pretty dumb. They spent their school years giving blowjobs, riding the sausage carousel and getting fucked by their uncle so they ended up with low IQ’s and no skills. They choose to talk in baby voices and to avoid bettering themselves. You hear these stories all day long from these starlets on their publicity blogs.

This makes them superficial and demanding so they never stay married very long. Guys only marry them for the thrill and the trophy wife showcase aspects and then dump them a few years later, after the novelty has worn off.

You will also notice that there is only a few weeks between break-up and the new boyfriend/husband. She has been out working the parties and bars months earlier, sourcing up her next sugar daddy. We go to all of these parties and bars in LA, SF and New Work City. We see these married celebrities working the guys for their next marriage-gig!

NOW, YOU can control the scene and BE THAT NEXT HUSBAND.

You can post your offer to Jenna Jamison, Grimes, Carly Simon, Jennifer Lawrence, Rachel Uchitel and an army of hotties and be NEXT-IN-LINE.

Guys post their upsides and see who can out-do the other. If one guys says he has a BMW, you say you have a Mercedes. The movie stars and singers all read these posts to see who they can bag to get a better deal than the current guy.

Your venture capital fund would pay for us to fly to all of these parties and bars and see what is up. You would also pay for the hosting services for our website which will be kept in a very large aircraft hanger we intend to buy. We would also host our own mega-parties at the hanger (Our HQ) and invite singers, movie stars, porn stars and hot bank tellers. Your VC firm would receive 20 tickets to each party….”